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{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 202, "advice": "Never waste an opportunity to tell someone you love them."}}
{"slip": { "id": 96, "advice": "Don't give to others advice which you wouldn't follow."}}
{"slip": { "id": 93, "advice": "The higher up you are in a company, the more likely it is that your boss is a psychopath."}}
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