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{"slip": { "id": 223, "advice": "Vinegar is a powerful cleaning agent."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 17, "advice": "Sometimes it's best to ignore other people's advice."}}

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