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Don José Patiño y Rosales was a Spanish statesman who served as acting First Secretary of State of Spain from 1734 to 1736.
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Bray, occasionally Bray on Thames, is a suburban village and civil parish in the Windsor and Maidenhead district, in the ceremonial county of Berkshire. It sits on the banks of the River Thames, to the southeast of Maidenhead with which it is contiguous. The village is mentioned in the comedic song \"The Vicar of Bray\". Bray contains two of the nine three-Michelin-starred restaurants in the United Kingdom and has several large business premises including Bray Studios at Water Oakley, where the first series of Hammer Horror films were produced.
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William O. Head was mayor of Louisville, Kentucky, from 1909 to 1913.
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Michael Jay Burton is an American swimmer, three-time Olympic champion, and former world record-holder in two freestyle distance events.
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