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{"fact":"Most cats give birth to a litter of between one and nine kittens. The largest known litter ever produced was 19 kittens, of which 15 survived.","length":142}
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James J. Cavanagh was a Major League Baseball first baseman and outfielder. Cavanagh was born in the United Kingdom. Cavanagh played for the Brooklyn Eckfords in 1872. He died in Brooklyn, New York on October 14, 1890.
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